50 EXCELLENT WAYS TO CONFIRM YOU ARE INDEED A MOTHER

Your toddler just licked the floor at the pediatrician’s office. You made a human INSIDE of you and then got that human out by way of your vagina or major surgery. You caught pinkeye from…

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My Badass Band of Sister Wives

I’ve always joked about wanting a Sister Wife. So much so, that when I start my sister wife schtick, my husband smiles, albeit a bit painfully, and sits back to listen to my monologue for…

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Mommies are People

It’s Sunday. And it’s time to bring back the Sunday sermon. It’s been a few weeks and I’ve been revamping the blog, but now let’s get back on track! So I thought today would be a…

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SWEATING THE BIG STUFF

(OR WHY I  ♥  FORMULA, EPIDURALS & PROZAC) Ok my lovelies. Let’s talk. These past few months have been…well…shitty at best. With Trump at the helm, our world has been turned upside down and each…

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Peacefully Pissed

My lovely badasses. You did it. We did it. Yesterday we made history in the most cool, most peaceful, most organized, most pinkest way possible. We not only proved to ourselves that we could pull…

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